omgswagyolo:

when you’re ready to go out and your plans get cancelled 

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broral:

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART


0m:

You give me a boner
not a penis boner
but a boner in my heart
a heart on, an affection erection


(Source: ruanv)



timidbabie:


littletootsierollaliengirl:

These little fruits are holding him down

free him

timidbabie:

littletootsierollaliengirl:

These little fruits are holding him down

free him

(Source: koyaniyako)


pros and cons of being friends with me

punkukulele:

pros

  • puns
  • free baked goods
  • honest opinions
  • i laugh at everything
  • you’re always the attractive friend
  • i never sleep so i’m always up to talk
  • i don’t judge

cons

  • puns
  • mental instability
  • everything i say is annoying
  • i repeat myself a lot
  • i’m an anxious piece of trash
  • i sing a lot
  • i say so many self depreciating things it’s pathetic
  • mood swings
  • i hardly go out

(Source: ghostukulele)


reallylameblog:

asian:

went grocery shopping

Please don’t eat these dogs

reallylameblog:

asian:

went grocery shopping

Please don’t eat these dogs


komradekrisis:

twerkforyoutube:

are dogs even real

Technically, no.


221bbarricade:

maclonna:

i’m swooning

221bbarricade:

maclonna:

i’m swooning

(Source: westbor0baptistchurch)


infamousgod:

infamousgod:

Short people have it tough because no matter how much they do the right thing they’re always looked down upon

Tall people got it bad too, they aren’t allowed to make mistakes because people always look up to them

(Source: )


urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE


starrysleeper:

trillow:

remember when the world ended last year

are you talking about the 21st of December or that time Tumblr crashed for four hours